Mandalorian
Morality in blue.
“If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future.” But if you use a Delorean to change the past, everything’s aces.
Clone Wars Season 2 Episode Guide
March 7, 2010 By
The season that finally, once and for all, ruins the remaining coolness of the Mandalorian Supercommandos. [Continue Reading…]
Star Wars: Clone Wars Episode Guides
March 7, 2010 By
I’ll be perfectly honest. I think the three prequel movies were garbage. I also don’t think much of the ‘expanded universe.’ You like it? Good for you. Just two things: don’t tell me I’m obligated to like it, don’t use the word ‘hater,’ don’t tell me the books are ‘good literature,’ and don’t tell me that’s four things not two. Cool? Cool. [Continue Reading…]
Holiday Gift Guide 2009: action figures
December 17, 2009 By
You cannot have a holiday–any holiday–without action figures. I’ll never forget my Han Solo in Arbor Day Gear figure, for example.[Continue Reading…]
McAwesome on SBR radio
September 11, 2009 By
I appeared on Jeckles’ legendary Shitty Blog Radio show last night to discuss extremely important topics, including who is the greatest Jedi. Mostly I learned that I talk way too fast.
Dave McAwesome vs. New York ComicCon 2009
February 14, 2009 By
Stupider than you think.
Welcome to the first episode of Dave McAwesome Presents. Do enjoy.
By the way, the Faker reference is to a He-Man character. Faker was created by Skeletor to mimic He-Man. Naturally, because cartoon makers thing kids are dumb, Faker was blue. This is a common thing in cartoon doppelganger plots. The doppelganger is always slightly ‘off.’ By ‘slightly’ I mean so different from the real thing that no person in their right mind would have difficulty spotting the enemy.
This episode is not how I originally intended to introduce Lincoln Bristol and Panicky “Nick” Buttons, but there you go.
To the Death Star and back
February 3, 2009 By
Super Awesome Day 2008 concludes.
I met an old friend at the Death Star, Grand Moff Tarkin. I should probably say former old friend, because, as with Boba Fett, all the fanboys flocked to Tarkin as their new favorite Star Wars character with not-so-much screentime (after Fett and Wedge). That pissed me off, too. I was a big Peter Cushing fan. You fanboys ruin everything.[Continue Reading…]
Apocalypse of Doom, part 3
January 14, 2009 By
There’s going to be some major looting when civilization collapses and people begin to realize that they’re not, in fact, going to find out who the finalists are for the next American Idol. Things are that bad.[Continue Reading…]
December 2008 archive
December 31, 2008 By
Dakota Moongrace, interstellar fag hag
War on the Floor IV: Skip Hoppington Strikes Back.
September 2008 archive
September 1, 2008 By
...and still no dental plan.
Anchors aweigh 8.25.2008
Ah, the fantabulous life of a Star Destroyer crewman.
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