It’s the moment we’ve all–well, six or seven of us, as I can’t imagine the ratings are much higher–been waiting for. The Sober House Season Finale. Not because we’re excited about something that’s happening in the episode itself, but mostly because it’s over. [Continue Reading…]
Sober House 2, ep. 3: Joylessness
March 31, 2010 By
Last episode, Kari Ann hit a cameraman and was kicked out. Mike also hit a cameraman. Now we learn his punishment: he has to stay with Will for a night. Huhr? [Continue Reading…]
Sober House season 2 recap guide
March 28, 2010 By
Fake rehab continues in Dr. Drew’s Sober House. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3: Season Finale (ep. 9 recap)
March 4, 2010 By
After having just sat through the season finale completely sober (by accident, I swear), I’ve come to the conclusion that this show is borderline unwatchable without beer.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 8 recap
February 26, 2010 By
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I’m pacing myself for the season finale, so I’m not drinking this episode, but next week I’m getting blitzed. Oh. I guess that’s not ‘pacing.’
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 7 recap
February 19, 2010 By
I don’t have enough in the tank to drink during this episode, so tonight it’s a very special sober Celebrity Rehab.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 6 recap
February 14, 2010 By
When last we left Celeb Rehab, Tom Sizemore was soaked from head to toe in sweat. Not normal sweat. The overweight addict kinda sweat. Smells like street tar and vomit.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 5 recap
February 9, 2010 By
Celebrity Rehab? Check. DVRed so I don’t have to sit through any more rancid commercials? Check. Cold beer? Check. Paraphrasing of the opening because I can’t be bothered to write it down? Check: “This is what happens when D-list celebrities need cash and no other reality show will have them. This…is American Idol.” Damn. I wish it was American Idol. Celebrity Rehabbing we go. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 4 recap
January 29, 2010 By
Dr. Drew continues his madcap adventure recovering addicted former celebrities. And kssht is the sound a beer makes when I open it. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 3 ‘Dealing with the Past’ recap
January 22, 2010 By
Someone left Coors Light in my fridge, so let’s celebrate episode 3 with the lightest of light beers and one of my least favorite drinks. Coors Light is like tap water but ruined. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore.[Continue Reading…]
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