Us Dumb Writers

Der writers are (in order of bitterness):

Dave McAwesome. It's Scottish for 'moron.'

Dave McAwesome

Convinced the Interweb needed more inconsequential nonsense, Dave McAwesome dug deep into his Scottish roots to create MaximumAwesome.com for writers dismayed at the proliferation of ‘facts.’ He subsequently founded Uncle McAwesome’s Home for Wayward Action Figures. Sugary cereal is served three times a day, and, in return, the residents produce a variety of leather goods distributed in quality tourist shops and pig farms. He also enjoys writing useless bios that convey no information whatsoever.

It's not a drawing; I just have a crappy camera. -Dave

Frank Pittarese

Frank was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. He watches a ridonkulous amount of television, and, if not watched carefully, is apt to sneak off for a nap the minute he gets bored. He used to edit comics at DC and Marvel. That was fun, on account of all the free comics he got. Now he’s a freelance editor/writer/slacker who hopes to one day be famous enough to have complete strangers pick through his trash for souvenirs to sell on eBay. The cute ones will be invited in, because, among other things, Frank’s a bit of a perv. Now go ask him for some advice.

That is our, shall we say, full-time staff. There have been other writers here and there, coming and going. You could be one of them as long as you don’t suck.