When last we left Celeb Rehab, Tom Sizemore was soaked from head to toe in sweat. Not normal sweat. The overweight addict kinda sweat. Smells like street tar and vomit.
Celebrity Fit Club season 7 recap guide
February 13, 2010 By
Not exactly the best season of the show, but it had some special moments. The Ghost Climber in episode 1 is one of them.
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 1
February 12, 2010 By
Good lord, why am I watching this instead of finishing War on the Floor V? This is horrible, because how do I quit this midway? Harvey will kill me.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 5 recap
February 9, 2010 By
Celebrity Rehab? Check. DVRed so I don’t have to sit through any more rancid commercials? Check. Cold beer? Check. Paraphrasing of the opening because I can’t be bothered to write it down? Check: “This is what happens when D-list celebrities need cash and no other reality show will have them. This…is American Idol.” Damn. I wish it was American Idol. Celebrity Rehabbing we go. [Continue Reading…]
American Idol Denver: Children of the Damned
February 3, 2010 By
Tonight’s audition episode takes place in Denver, best known to Idol viewers as The Place That Gave Us Daughtry. Personally, I pay no attention to where these people come from (or where they go, as long as they go quickly), but the show seems to put stock in such things. Barbarella Hufflepuff auditioned in Alaska. Lysterine O’Reilly auditioned in Hawaii. Isn’t that special?!? This is American Idol. “I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.”
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Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 4 recap
January 29, 2010 By
Dr. Drew continues his madcap adventure recovering addicted former celebrities. And kssht is the sound a beer makes when I open it. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 ep. 3 ‘Dealing with the Past’ recap
January 22, 2010 By
Someone left Coors Light in my fridge, so let’s celebrate episode 3 with the lightest of light beers and one of my least favorite drinks. Coors Light is like tap water but ruined. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore.[Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 2 recap
January 16, 2010 By
Dr. Drew
We start in Mike Starr and Joey Kovar’s room. Mike does not want to wake up. Dr. Drew flies in to tell us that detox is a huge no fun zone. If you didn’t know that already, you wouldn’t have tuned in to this show. Maybe VH1 thinks they’ll get a tax credit if they push the edumahcation on the show. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore. Let’s sit back and crack open a Miller Lite.[Continue Reading…]
American Idol season 9 recap guide
January 14, 2010 By
For another thankless year, Frank takes on the horror freak show that is American Idol. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab season 3 recap guide
January 12, 2010 By
Take a group of E-list celebrities, stick them in a recovery center with a doctor of questionable motives, staff the place with ex-addicts. This is Robert Downey Jr.’s living room. It’s also Celebrity Rehab. [Continue Reading…]
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