Has there ever been a worse season of this show? Because this? This is like watching The Gong Show — except nobody gets gonged and the Unknown Comic doesn’t show up to tell poop jokes. We just have Ellen. Last week, the chick with the weird voice went home. Trixie something. I dunno. Now, 11 contestants are left standing. Can anything stop them? This is American Idol. “Make me a sergeant and charge the booze!”
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American Idol Top 11: Farty in the USA
March 24, 2010 By
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 7: See spot run
March 22, 2010 By
Bus.
Bobby says he was able to pull off his shirt during shows in London and Amsterdam. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. Even in Amsterdam. [Continue Reading…]
Senate Murders – Clone Wars season 2.15
March 22, 2010 By
Blue stuff.
“Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard.” Also easy? Death and the first level of Super Mario Brothers. [Continue Reading…]
Duchess of Mandalore – Clone Wars season 2.14
March 22, 2010 By
Blue garbage.
“In war, truth is the first casualty.” Tell that to Poland. [Continue Reading…]
Sober House 2, ep. 2: Get a job
March 22, 2010 By
The only thing that can save this show is a 9.2 that flushes this noxious city into the Pacific (and that’s coming from someone who actually likes LA). [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 6: The Art of Whine
March 22, 2010 By
Bus.
They’ve salvaged a bus segment this episode. “I worked out like a crackhead,” says Shar. When is the last time you saw a crackhead at the gym? Or pump iron in their crack den? Or do anything other than smoke more crack? [Continue Reading…]
American Idol: Top 12 Results
March 17, 2010 By
The culling is well underway. Tonight, another dream is shattered as we go from 12 to 11 finalists. I’d be very comfortable dropping down to 5 or 6, but Fox, for some reason, feels differently. This is American Idol. The body count continues…
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American Idol Top 12: Everybody Must Get Stoned
March 16, 2010 By
I’m back! Did you miss me? Did you miss Our Dear Show?! If you only answered ‘yes’ to one of those questions, it better have been the first one, or I will come to your house and pinch your left tit — hard. Are we clear? So where have I been and what have I been up to? And what’s been happening on this damn stupid program? And why does it suck so much now? And how, exactly did Glee help ruin it? These answers and more after the jump. Because this, like it or not, is still American Idol.
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Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03
March 15, 2010 By
Blue fortune cookie.
“Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.” Suck it, Michael Jordan. [Continue Reading…]
Sober House 2 season premiere
March 12, 2010 By
Will a doctor’s dismissal of rules and consequences in Celebrity Rehab mean a smooth transition to sober living? Of course not. That’s why it’s on TV. [Continue Reading…]
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