Someone left Coors Light in my fridge, so let’s celebrate episode 3 with the lightest of light beers and one of my least favorite drinks. Coors Light is like tap water but ruined. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore.[Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 2 recap
January 16, 2010 By
Dr. Drew
We start in Mike Starr and Joey Kovar’s room. Mike does not want to wake up. Dr. Drew flies in to tell us that detox is a huge no fun zone. If you didn’t know that already, you wouldn’t have tuned in to this show. Maybe VH1 thinks they’ll get a tax credit if they push the edumahcation on the show. Still no sign of Tom Sizemore. Let’s sit back and crack open a Miller Lite.[Continue Reading…]
American Idol season 9 recap guide
January 14, 2010 By
For another thankless year, Frank takes on the horror freak show that is American Idol. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab season 3 recap guide
January 12, 2010 By
Take a group of E-list celebrities, stick them in a recovery center with a doctor of questionable motives, staff the place with ex-addicts. This is Robert Downey Jr.’s living room. It’s also Celebrity Rehab. [Continue Reading…]
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap, part 2
January 12, 2010 By
Dr. Drew calmly asks himself, “With a success rate so low, why do you even keep up the fight?” ‘Money,’ I answer, swigging another beer. Sweet, sweet VH1 money.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, season 3 episode 1 recap
January 11, 2010 By
Dr. Drew
Whenever I sit down to watch Celebrity Rehab, I crack open a Miller Lite.
TV show and episode guides
January 2, 2010 By
Superfun list of McAwesome Guides to TV shows.[Continue Reading…]
American Idol Utah: Yo! Flip-Flops are Cheap!
January 30, 2009 By
Tonight’s show takes place in Salt Lake City, Utah, home of David Archuleta, who failed to win last season’s competition, shaming himself and his father forever. Seacrest wonders if the people of Salt Lake will be as clean cut and kind as Little David. Sure, and they’ll also sing in a breathy voice and lick their lips a lot while wearing ugly print shirts from the KMart collection. Homogenization, thy name is American Idol. Hulk smash!
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American Idol Florida: Randy Jackson is a Douchebag
January 28, 2009 By
We open this episode with Ryan and Simon sitting cozily in the back seat of a car (probably not for the first time). They’re driving through Florida, looking for Swamp Thing or whatever, and Simon gives Ryan crap for talking funny. I don’t know what he’s on about. I think Simon just said it to start a fight so they can have makeup sex before the show. They bicker adorably, but before any lip-lockage happens, we go to credits. Sometimes TV is about what you don’t see, get it? This is American Idol. Buckle up, it’s the law.
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American Idol season 8 recap guide
January 16, 2009 By
We are grateful to Frank. He watches Idol so we don’t have to. [Continue Reading…]
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