To Karl...

When emails go to the wrong person

by Kristin van der Fakename and Dave McAwesome

Sometimes emails go to the wrong person. Kristin van der Fakename's email is KvanderFakename at whatever. It turns out there's another KvanderFakename in the world, Karl. Kristin got a bunch of his emails courtesy of Karl's stupid coworkers. Kristin thought it impolite not to reply. So she did. For Karl. Names have been changed to protect the dumbasses.

To Karl van der Fakename: Hey karl i got another 200 charge on one of my trades for oct 12. Please correct. Thanks.
KvdF: i really don't feel like it.

To Karl van der Fakename: Hey karl (some stock) had a r/s and the new symbol is (some stock symbol) can you adjust my account.
KvdF: no

To Karl van der Fakename: Send me the wire transfer today for the full amount of funds plus the $50 refund you promised. E-mail me back & let me know what you need from me to close out the deal. If there's a charge for the wire, I'd prefer the check option as my bank will also charge me for the incoming wire.
KvdF: i don't want to pay you.

To Karl van der Fakename: Karl van der Fakename,

It was a pleasure meeting with you regarding your Jr. Financial Analyst position.

If there is anything I can do to help you make your decision, please let me know.
KvdF: i don't feel like making any decisions.

To Karl van der Fakename: The client said he hasn't received your fax yet. Can you resend?
KvdF: i never sent it.

To Karl van der Fakename: Hey, Karl, that client we met with on Monday is still waiting for you to email your notes on the meeting. He'll be in Berlin tomorrow. Can you get them to him?
KvdF:i'm not traveling to Germany to give him an email.

To Karl van der Fakename: can't you email it?
KvdF: email's down.

To Karl van der Fakename: the server's down again.
KvdF: that's nice.

To Karl van der Fakename: From: steve@asdf
Is this Karl? From accounting?
KvdF: Is this Steve? From I-made-an-ass-of-myself-at-the-xmas-party?

To Karl van der Fakename: ru going to the company bbq this saturday?
KvdF: only if you're not