Vampire AIDS

An instant message conversation about a crucially important topic

by Zach Whalen

Zach: if a vampire bites a person with aids and then you have sex with that vampire, do you get aids?
Karolina: hmm
Karolina: yes
Zach: shit
Karolina: hmm
Karolina: i asked amy and she said
Karolina: vampires don't like tainted blood and they can tell if it's tainted by your pores
Zach: oh sweet, that means i'm safe from vampires cus i definitely caught aids off that vampire i banged the other night