Jawas

Intergalactic repo.

by Dave McAwesome

Let's skip the faux fascination with these little critters. Yeah, fine, the "Wootini" cry was cute. Those of us who are no longer 7 have moved on.

These pricks are the 'used car salesmen' of the galaxy. They use their cuteness as a defense against consumer ire when your newly purchased red R2 unit develops a bad motivator. No. It's time to stand fast against these scrapheap charlatans. This month is 'punch a jawa' month. Yep, I said it. Punch a jawa. Why not? George Lucas yanked their cuteness cred with Ewoks two films later. Jawas got nothing to fall back on. Swing away.