Donkey

Oxfam America

by Adam Brown

Initially, the person who gets an email informing them that you've just bought them a donkey for Christmas is going to be pissed. What the hell are they going to do with a donkey? When they realize that they aren't getting a donkey at all but that you actually spent $100 to send a donkey to some random fucking family in the middle of who knows where, they'll be goddamned furious. According to Oxfam, these lovable donkeys are invaluable assets to families who use them to carry large loads over long distances. If the movies we've seen are any indication, the loads they are referring to are coca leaves and poppy plants. So on second thought, this is actually the ideal gift...for a junkie.

There's no candy like snow candy like nose candy I know.