Coach an Artist

ChangingThePresent.org

by Adam Brown

Being an artist isn't easy. Sure, every couple of months you may sell a collage of driftwood photos for ten grand, but, what to do with the cash afterwards? With this gift of $50, someone will sit your artist friend for an hour or so and tell them to, you know, pay their bills and shit. Meanwhile, the person you bought this waste of fifty bucks for probably got a loan against their car title to buy you Guitar Hero III for Christmas.

Get a job, hippie.