Poncherello Hair Cream for Men

He's been bustin baddies since 9am. Gas fumes and asphalt dust choke the air. His partner is a dork. But his hair is still perfect!

by Dave McAwesome

Poncherello. A new hair styling cream. Ask for it at your local salon. Accept no substitutes. Witness, Ponch’s hair is still perfect after removing his helmet. Ponch’s hair defies helmet-head. John was not so fortunate, the poor bugger. Ponch scoffs at helmet-headed John.

What’s this? Ponch adjusting his hair ever so slightly with a wave of his hand? No! Ponch has fooled you. Ponch needs not adjust his hair. The hair is perfect. For he is Ponch.