Fan Appreciation Day

Fans are best when they give you stuff

by Dave McAwesome

Strange business, this interweb. One day you're an anonymous HTML hustler with a couple of action figure jokes. The next? You're still anonymous, but now have a few stalkers who send you crap.

A few intrepid readers have endeavored to touch my cold, black heart. This is my half-assed attempt to thank them. I think we can all agree that the saying, "It is better to give than receive" is utter nonsense and that it is far, far better to receive, especially when that includes naked photos from you attractive lady types. Nevertheless, I'd like to share some of this stuff with you, dear visitor. Some of these 'givers' have sites of their own on which they work just as hard as I do on mine. If you can spare a few minutes to check 'em out, that'd be mighty cool of you. But remember, dammit, the naked photos come my way, got it?

• Poisonous chips
• Robot McAwesome
• Voltron's watching
• Church of McAwesome
• Scandalous cookies
• Cartoon McAwesome
• McAvatar