Blackout, Decepticon

"I am another in a long line of insignificant Decepticons."

by Dave McAwesome

Blackout could've risen to a high rank in the Decepticon hierarchy had it not been for his excessive binge drinking. A vicious, nasty drunk, Blackout is not a foe to be trifled with. His projectile vomit attack can stagger an opponent at 300 meters.

While slugging back bottle after bottle of 10W-30, Blackout likes to make outrageous statements to bait those within earshot into a sloppy brawl. Woe betide the intrepid bar-goer who challenges Blackout's claim that Bea Arthur was originally slated to play Princess Leia in 1977's Star Wars: A New Hope.