The 2006 MA Awards, part 3

by Jeckles at SBC

Best Inmate Football Team: The Cincinnati Bengals

Best Television Show that I never watched: I don't watch network TV. Ever. Except for sporting events. You get the idea. During said sporting events, I see all kinds of ads for TV shows I'll never watch. I like to go ahead and form my opinion based on those commercials and save myself the time and trouble of actually watching the shows. This Year, Jericho looked intriguing, but my pick has to go to Heroes.

Best Terrell Owens Incident: The Spitting bit is good, and so is the 'I can't hold on to the ball, because I'm distraught that there is a rat in the Cowboys Organization that keeps telling the media when I doze off in team meetings and stuff.' But the winner is the overdose that couldn't be a suicide attempt due to the 25 million reasons he has to live.

Dumbest Blog Trend of 2006: Half Nekkid Thursday. It's all promise, but never delivers.

Best Ravens Game: Shutting out the Steelers.

Worst Ravens Game: Laying an egg in Cincy five days later.

Best new reality show: Just kidding. They all suck.

Part 4 concludes here.