Bus. They've salvaged a bus segment this episode. "I worked out like a crackhead," says Shar. When is the last time you saw a crackhead at the gym? Or pump iron in their crack den? Or do anything other than smoke more crack? … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Top 12 Results
March 17, 2010 By
The culling is well underway. Tonight, another dream is shattered as we go from 12 to 11 finalists. I'd be very comfortable dropping down to 5 or 6, but Fox, for some reason, feels differently. This is American Idol. The body count continues... … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 12: Everybody Must Get Stoned
March 16, 2010 By
I'm back! Did you miss me? Did you miss Our Dear Show?! If you only answered 'yes' to one of those questions, it better have been the first one, or I will come to your house and pinch your left tit -- hard. Are we clear? So where have I been and what … [Continue reading]
Shadow of Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.03
March 15, 2010 By
Blue fortune cookie. "Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego." Suck it, Michael Jordan. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2 season premiere
March 12, 2010 By
Will a doctor's dismissal of rules and consequences in Celebrity Rehab mean a smooth transition to sober living? Of course not. That's why it's on TV. … [Continue reading]
Rising Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.02
March 11, 2010 By
Blue nugget. "Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction." George Lucas likes the blind ultra-radical belief? Okay, that's a rog. … [Continue reading]
Clone Wars Season 1 Episode Guide
March 11, 2010 By
I'd originally intended to watch Clone Wars from the beginning, but the trailers to the movie (of what were to be an arc in season 1) were so bad that I held off. I caught an episode or two here and there, but was not impressed. … [Continue reading]
Ambush – Clone Wars episode 1.01
March 10, 2010 By
Blue wisdom. "Great leaders inspire greatness in others." On that note, we now have a measure of George Lucas' greatness or lack thereof. … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 5: The Art of War
March 10, 2010 By
Enthusiasm slipping...please send cookies... … [Continue reading]
Voyage of Temptation – Clone Wars season 2.13
March 7, 2010 By
Bluish morality. "Fear not for the future, weep not for the past." I miss Star Wars when it wasn't so full of itself. … [Continue reading]
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