Even this show is sick of itself. "ANOTHER IDOL MUST FALL." That's what it says, in big red letters, right there on my TV, in glorious high-def. Next week's title card: "KILL US NOW. PLEASE." They should just release a pack of wolves on the stage and … [Continue reading]
Duel of the Droids – Clone Wars episode 1.07
March 24, 2010 By
Blue Fun-Tac. "You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head." Your friends are softer than keeping your heart on your head. Got it. … [Continue reading]
Downfall of a Droid – Clone Wars episode 1.06
March 24, 2010 By
Blue words. "Trust in your friends and they'll have reason to trust in you." Pfft. How many of us have been burned by that one? … [Continue reading]
Rookies – Clone Wars episode 1.05
March 24, 2010 By
Blueness. "The best confidence builder is experience." In bed. See? That adding 'in bed' to everything game works here too. … [Continue reading]
Destroy Malevolence – Clone Wars episode 1.04
March 24, 2010 By
Blue pomposity. "A plan is only as good as those who see it through." This from a man who openly defends Jar Jar Binks. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 11: Farty in the USA
March 24, 2010 By
Has there ever been a worse season of this show? Because this? This is like watching The Gong Show -- except nobody gets gonged and the Unknown Comic doesn't show up to tell poop jokes. We just have Ellen. Last week, the chick with the weird voice … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Fit Club 7, ep. 7: See spot run
March 22, 2010 By
Bus. Bobby says he was able to pull off his shirt during shows in London and Amsterdam. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Even in Amsterdam. … [Continue reading]
Senate Murders – Clone Wars season 2.15
March 22, 2010 By
Blue stuff. "Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard." Also easy? Death and the first level of Super Mario Brothers. … [Continue reading]
Duchess of Mandalore – Clone Wars season 2.14
March 22, 2010 By
Blue garbage. "In war, truth is the first casualty." Tell that to Poland. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 2: Get a job
March 22, 2010 By
The only thing that can save this show is a 9.2 that flushes this noxious city into the Pacific (and that's coming from someone who actually likes LA). … [Continue reading]
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