After tonight, three become two -- and two become finale. Then finale becomes everlasting freedom from the weekly exercise in lethargy that this show has become. Who knew we had it so good back in the days of Chris Sligh? Vonzell Solomon, anyone? … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 3: Double or Nothing
May 19, 2010 By
Elliston, Ohio. Mount Prospect, Illinois. Cool, Texas. These fine cities are the hometowns of the remaining three Idols: Crystal, Dweezil, and Casey, respectively. Tonight and tomorrow, we'll see footage of their visits to those obscure points of … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 4 (With Results): Double Whammy
May 15, 2010 By
"All of these faces came to this stage with a dream," says Little Ryan. And I can assure you that no part of that dream involved boring America to tears with bad covers of tired old songs your own grandmother doesn't want to hear. But don't worry. … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 5: Results
May 7, 2010 By
Last night, the Idols sang the songs of Frank Sinatra after being coached by Harry Connick, Jr. I give this show a lot of crap, but I really must applaud them when, at times like this, they go above and beyond to keep the contestants relevant and … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 5: The Trouble With Harry
May 5, 2010 By
From over 100,00 contestants (well, potential contestants -- Ryan likes to exaggerate), we're down to a mere 5. That's probably 5 too many, but we've stuck it out this long, haven't we? Might as well see it through. It's not like we have lives. Or … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, Season Finale: Pointlessness
April 30, 2010 By
It's the moment we've all--well, six or seven of us, as I can't imagine the ratings are much higher--been waiting for. The Sober House Season Finale. Not because we're excited about something that's happening in the episode itself, but mostly because … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 6: Results
April 28, 2010 By
Last night, Shania Twain stopped by to mentor the contestants to all-new heights of tedium. Tonight, she has good sense to stay away (unless I fast-forwarded through her). Instead, we're treated to an hour-long commercial for country music. It's … [Continue reading]
American Idol Top 6: Betwixt and BeTwain
April 27, 2010 By
We're down to the final six, and in case there's any confusion, Ryan breaks it down for us. "A paint salesman, a high school student, a glass-blower, a mother, a father, and a construction worker." That's what this show has come to: the people in … [Continue reading]
Death Trap – Clone Wars season 2.20
April 26, 2010 By
Blue Fett. "Who my father was matters less than my memory of him." ...like when I picked up his helmet and his severed head plopped out. That was a pretty vivid memory of him. … [Continue reading]
Sober House 2, ep. 7: Moneylessness
April 26, 2010 By
If you have a drug problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...Dr. Drew's Sober House. … [Continue reading]
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