"They've said goodbye to their families" (except for the spouses, parents, and siblings in the audience), "they've put their jobs on hold" (the drive-thru at Burger King can suffer the loss), "and they've abandoned their everyday lives" (until … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Semi-Finals.2: Results!
February 27, 2009 By
The second round of Semi-Finals struck last night like a bad case of the croup. We had a tone-deaf Never-Seen, a wannabe poseur-rocker, a dirty panhandler, and some sweaty old dude. And that just covers the judges. Tonight, another nine contestants … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Semi-Finals.2: What is the Law?
February 26, 2009 By
"Where else can you find a welder, a bartender, a font designer, and a comedian?" Don't miss Watchmen, in theaters March 6th! Seacrest is obviously talking about tonight's batch of semi-finalists. Minus the obvious part. I mean, who the hell knows … [Continue reading]
NCAA basketball bracket 2009 – fantasy sports
February 24, 2009 By
NCAA March Basketball Tournament bracket. If you want to join, just follow this link. For reference, here's the group information: Group ID#: 2329 (we're up to around 58 people) There is no password. League is free. You just need a Yahoo email … [Continue reading]
Fantasy Baseball 2009
February 22, 2009 By
Both fantasy baseball leagues filled up very, very quickly (before I could post the info here, in fact). If you want to be notified earlier, please sign up in the forum. … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Semi-Finals.1: Results!
February 19, 2009 By
Last night was the first round of Semi-Finals. Twelve people sang. Based on America's votes, only three will survive tonight's Results Show. "Is your favorite through? Take nothing for granted," says Seacrest. Except that as far back as three weeks … [Continue reading]
American Idol: Semi-Finals.1: The Fix is On
February 18, 2009 By
Are you excited, people? Are you just about ready to burst? Couldn't you just die, writhing with anticipation as 12 of the Top 36 take the stage tonight to actually sing? To frickin' compete? And does it really matter that we don't know who half of … [Continue reading]
Dave McAwesome vs. New York ComicCon 2009
February 14, 2009 By
Welcome to the first episode of Dave McAwesome Presents. Do enjoy. By the way, the Faker reference is to a He-Man character. Faker was created by Skeletor to mimic He-Man. Naturally, because cartoon makers thing kids are dumb, Faker was blue. … [Continue reading]
Valentine’s Day with Jack and Jill
February 14, 2009 By
Jack and Jill owned Sumpter Mill And raised black sheep for slaughter. Both would frown; they got so down; Their romance was simply disaster. … [Continue reading]
Shreddies: Winning the War on Flatulence
February 13, 2009 By
Along with every generation there comes a man whose inventive ingenuity will both change the course of history and completely re-shape the future. Men such as Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Wright brothers have all impacted … [Continue reading]
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