Vomiting action figures, highly questionable relationship advice, and the ever feared Blog Thunderdome.
Baloomp, shuffled the Goompgomp, who walked with a limp. One leg was too big, the other had been lost years ago in a horrible fish jumping accident. The Goompgomps have conical pods for limbs and this one was no exception. Except for his right leg … [Continue reading]
When last we left Celeb Rehab, Tom Sizemore was soaked from head to toe in sweat. Not normal sweat. The overweight addict kinda sweat. Smells like street tar and vomit. … [Continue reading]
Not exactly the best season of the show, but it had some special moments. The Ghost Climber in episode 1 is one of them. … [Continue reading]
Last night, the juicy (well...the somewhat damp) Hollywood Round got underway. Dozens of faces paraded across the stage, some of which we'd seen before (and had probably forgotten), but many of which were new (and were mostly forgettable). We were … [Continue reading]
Good lord, why am I watching this instead of finishing War on the Floor V? This is horrible, because how do I quit this midway? Harvey will kill me. … [Continue reading]
We've waited breathlessly for this moment. Well, maybe we weren't breathless. And maybe we weren't really waiting, so much as dreading. But Hollywood Week is upon us, along with a new permanent fourth judge to replace the dearly, departed, deranged, … [Continue reading]
Celebrity Rehab? Check. DVRed so I don't have to sit through any more rancid commercials? Check. Cold beer? Check. Paraphrasing of the opening because I can't be bothered to write it down? Check: "This is what happens when D-list celebrities need … [Continue reading]
At long last, we've reached the end of Season 9's audition cycle. And what have we learned? That tragedy is more important than talent. That having a bad day at some point in your life is just as good as a tragedy. That Ryan Seacrest looks best when … [Continue reading]
Tonight's audition episode takes place in Denver, best known to Idol viewers as The Place That Gave Us Daughtry. Personally, I pay no attention to where these people come from (or where they go, as long as they go quickly), but the show seems to put … [Continue reading]
Dr. Drew continues his madcap adventure recovering addicted former celebrities. And kssht is the sound a beer makes when I open it. … [Continue reading]
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