Bad Religion
Greg Graffin is, like, smart...and stuff. Oh, and Bad Religion rules.

Brian Regan
One of the funniest comedians out there. The yellow one is the sun.

Despair
Because work sucks.

Dischord Records
Home of Fugazi. Fugazi rules.

eBaum's World
Can anyone tell the difference between eBaum, Newgrounds, Milk and Cookies and any of those other sites? Really? Anyway, they do good stuff here.

Fark
Links to net weirdness with funny headlines.

GameFAQs
For all your video game hints, walkthroughs and cheats. Because winning is fun, but utterly destroying your helpless computer opponent is funner.

G.I.Joe Fanpage
Great Joe resource.

Maddox
Billed as "The Best Page in the Universe," it's hard to disagree (especially if your criteria for 'best page' include bitterness, savage rants and outporings of thick, choking ichor).

Milk and Cookies
Catch-all site for all sorts of weird and funny links.

The Onion
The leader in fake news.

Opie and Anthony
The official website of the Opie & Anthony XM Radio Show. Need more O&A related links? Try here.

Portent
Lots of good insider info on Games Workshop miniatures. Currently on hiatus.

Something Awful
This site is so goddamn big it can be intimidating. Consistently funny articles.

Strong Bad
You think those Adult Swim shows are funny? They got nothin. Nothin, I say.

Television without Pity
Recaps of all your favorite shows. Sometimes the recaps take longer to read than actually watching the show. But they're sometimes more entertaining too.

Todd McFarlane
I've interviewed Todd McFarlane several times for a couple of magazines. I had to be objective in those interviews, but now I can freely say that I want this man to take over Universal Pictures, Marvel Comics, Hasbro and the New York Jets. He always puts quality first. And his action figures rule.

Virus Hoaxes
I hate when idiots forward mass emails with "dude, new sick virus is unleashed...if there's a Word doc on your computer, you're probably infected!!! Delete all your Word docs!!!" The sad part is, I've gotten subsequent emails from people saying, "uh, dave, I got this email telling me to delete all my Word files...and I did...and now I'm not so sure I should have." Make this your first stop when you get a stupid email. Your second stop should be to the door of the assnut who forwarded the hoax to you. Punch him.

XE
80s nostalgia focusing on toys and board games. Kickin.