

War on the Floor II: The Rise and Fall of Zombie Pope
by Dave McAwesome- Prologue: Zombie Pope
- The Introduction of Great Importance
- 1. Sermon on the Couch
- 2. A punch is thrown. Feelings are hurt.
- 3. Enter Galactus
The Introduction of Great Importance

The Players:
- Zombie Pope - John Paul II once again walks the earth as a living dead. Who can stop Zombie Pope?
- Thor - Son of the Patriarch of the Norse gods, Thor's nasty gambling habit finally comes home to roost. (I have no idea what that metaphor means...A gambling habit roosts? How, exactly?)
- Galactus - Destroyer of worlds, he feeds on the life energy of planets. He is usually foiled by Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four via some arbitrarily introduced plot device.
- Narrator - A gutless storyteller who preys on the preternatural exploits of others to win over the affections of attractive lady-types.
- Duke - Head of the G.I. Joe team. (Duh.)
- Snake Eyes - Ninja. Again, duh.
Proceed to part 1, Sermon on the Couch.
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