Hope for Pope '05

McAwesome media blitz for pope

Dave McAwesome, now facing his brother in a bid for the papacy, launches a commercial media campaign to bolster support for Conclave '05. Greg McAwesome returns fire. All four videos are below.

Dave McAwesome launches media blitz

Admit it. You thought I was bluffing about this whole thing. You cynical, doubting bastard. Lo! My first campaign ad is complete. I am that much closer to Vatican City. Click for the flick.

The media onslaught continues

"The campaign is firing on all cylinders," Dave McAwesome said during a press conference to unveil his latest ad. "I am the only sane choice for Pope." Click for the flick.

Greg McAwesome on the attack

The claws are out. Greg's savage fusilade of insults and half-truths catapults him to the head of the race for Pope. Click for the flick.

Them's fightin' words

Dave responds to Greg's vicious attack ad. "I don't often take the high road," said Dave McAwesome during a brief statement to the press prior to the premiere of his latest ad. "In fact, the low road is often far more interesting. And then there's that diner off exit 37. There's good eatin' on that low road. But goddammit, this is the Papacy. Any foul language, sexual deviancy and general run-amok-ery should be kept within the sacred walls of Vatican City. Where it belongs." Click for the flick.

Continue to the exclusive interview with Greg McAwesome.