McAwesome vs. The Bar

by Dave McAwesome

Rather than spend my time in a productive fashion, I decided to build a home bar. I was drinking at the time. I spent a couple of months doing just that, as recounted below. I also got a bunch of splinters I had to dig out with a sharp needle. It's probably a good thing I haven't taken up arc welding.

• Part 1: An idiot builds a bar from pine and gumption. Surprisingly, no limbs are lost.

• Part 2: Quitters never win, but they get to drink more.

• Part 3: Carpentry Flashback.

• Part 4: Am I wasting my time?

• Part 5: The transformative power of carpentry.