The Crisis

Season 1: NewsRadio Episode Guide

"Is this one of those plans that involve somebody dressing up in a fake nun outfit?"
Dave rallies the staff to handle a breaking news story: a disabled subway train. Oooh! Boring! Dave makes the mistake of buying Matthew a new desk. Desk envy ensues, as only it can in Sitcom World (any real life person who complained about a desk would be savagely beaten by office staplers). The show was always better when it didn't revolve around actual news radio work.